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John 8:12

12 When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.”

Greetings travelers! Welcome to my profile!

Age: 18

IQ: 187

Favourite video game: every Total War game (strategy games)

Favourite music: Everything that isn't mainstream

Favourite meme: Chemistry Cat

Favourite TV show: Rick and Morty

Debate winning record: 81-0 (Most recent was my chemistry professor)

Don't add me if you play low IQ games like TF2, Civilization, CS. I despise people who have IQ lower than 165 which I believe is the required amount of IQ to play strategy games. Also if you just want to talk you must prove that you are in fact an intellectual. I don't share my knowledge with just anyone! You must be worthy :)

If you are triggered because of my superior intelligence, put your comment down below so I can have a laugh at them someday.

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Now this is a story of all about how
My gopnik life got turned upside down
So I'd like to take a minute
Just squat right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of Belgrade

In eastern Europe born and raised
On grey playgrounds was where I drank vodka all day
Smoking marlboros lookin all cool
And spraying graffiti all over the school
When a couple of guys they were up to no good
Stole all pickles and borsch from my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight
And babushka got scared
She said you're moving with your uncle and aunt in Belgrade

I whistled for a cab and when it came fast
The driver was drunk and the taxi had rust
He offered me krokodil which I thought was rare
I said "nyet blyat" go straight to Belgrade

I pulled up to the bloc around 7-8
And I yelled to the driver "pizdyet I'll pay later"
I went into stairwell and took a piss in there
I was ready to be the fresh gopnik of Belgrade

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I am the bone of my cringe
Fat is my body and anime is my blood
I have created over a thousand memes
Unknown to death, nor known to real life
Have withstood autism to create many waifus
Yet, those hands will never hold anyone
So as I fap, unlimited weeb works

I sexually Identify as Filthy Frank. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of smearing hot ravioli on my pocketoli. People say to me that a person being Filthy Frank is cancer and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autistic but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having dark lord Chin Chin banish me to the rice fields. From now on I want you guys to call me papa Franku and respect my right to meme and eat ass needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a Filthyphobe and need to check your chromossome privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I was only 9 years old
I loved Eva so much
I watch EoE every night before bed and prey for instrumentality
My dad hears me and makes fun of my gay Chinese cartoons
I know he was just jealous of my 3 Eva Waifus
I called him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
Suddenly a warmth is moving towards me
Its Anno
Im so happy
He whispers into my ear This is my Geofront
He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down on my knees
Im ready
I spread my ATField for Anno
He penetrates it with his massive entry plug
It hurts so much but I do it for Anno
I can feel the part of my soul that separates my ego from other humans tearing apart
I push against his force
He roars a mighty roar as we begin to evolve together into a higher state of being
My dad walks in
Anno looks him straight in the eyes and says It all comes tumbling down
Anno begins pulling the rest of humanity into our loving embrace
Eva is love Eva is life

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