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r.rodrigues   Vila Real, Vila Real, Portugal
 
 
if the gas station is 2km away, and my dad can travel at 60 km/hr, why hasn´t he returned from getting cigarettes for 6 years?
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In america, someone is shot every 15 seconds. How is that person still alive ?
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My penis always swells up when my gf touchesit. Am i allergicto to my gf ?
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I got a vasectomy two years ago and i thounght it would prevent my gf from bearingmore children. But apparently it only changed the colour of the baby.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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