Offline gamer these dayz

new years new me(mes)

new years new me(mes)

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate my barber man this ♥♥♥♥♥ been Cutting my hair for over 5 now and is the best barber at the shop but I hate this fat motherfker always smelling like food and ♥♥♥♥, when that ♥♥♥♥♥ line me up or cut my mustache you can smell the grease on his fat fingers and when you tell him he rubs a lil bit of alcohol in like it's gonna make the smell disappear. You call this fat ♥♥♥♥♥ and tell him that you're coming and when you get there it's 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ before you like you didn't call and this ♥♥♥♥♥ stops every 2 mins to talk about some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm writing this as I wait to get my cut but ♥♥♥♥ it today I might swing at his fat ass for wasting my time

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU WANNA CONNECT TWO ROOMS

YOU BUILD A HALL

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU WANNA CENTRALIZE BUSINESS AND COMMERCE

YOU BUILD A MALL

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU WANNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

YOU BUILD A W A L L

COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO 10 OTHER PROFILES TO BUILD A WALL (OF TEXT) AND SAVE AMERICA

added for tryout

hey, added for a possible tryout.

merry christmas friend

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tf2's PREMIER historian

watch out for this gamer, his minecraft Let's Plays average 10+ views!

DUH DUNNA DUUHH

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HELLO PLEASE ADD ME ABOUT MATCH

9:16 PM - GammaOrionis ♡: dang what a $avage !!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

http://giphy.com/gifs/freaks-and-geeks-linda-cardellini-Ozcq8iTOrWFwY

http://teamfortress.tv/post/409911/ayy-scam-smh
Just feeding my local eSports journalist some morning reads.

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

may your allied healing be plentiful

My name Dimitri Baryshnikov. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. Father say "Dimitri, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English.

new year's memes

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ℋappy 2015

Merry Christmas my friend!

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
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cutest medic main i have ever met

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiqqC_fbP1c

i tip my fedora to you m'gamer
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i like this whole profile comment communication thing

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i spooked u, spook 5 frinds or ull be spooked real bad

Sorry :(

Trade offer is good, but... Would it be possible for you to sell these keys to someone for 3.33 each (or 1 normal key + 0.66) and give me that instead? I'd do it myself, but I'm far too sick for this right now, unless you're willing to wait till morning...