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>I loved Harambe so much, I had all the merchandise and memorabillia
>I pray to Harambe every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Harambe is love" I say; “Harambe is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Harambe
>I called him a ♥♥♥♥
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Harambe
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my enclosure.”
>He grabs me with his powerful ape hands and drags me across the river
>I’m ready
>He drags me across to his tree
>It hurts so much but I do it for Harambe
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Harambe
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in with his gun
>Harambe looks him straight in the eyes and rumbles gently
>My dad shoots Harambe, in fear of his immense power and beauty
>He drops to the floor, lifeless
>I mourn over my loss, my god had fallen
>My dad drags me out of the room, but I fight back, for Harambe
>I scream his name, but he does not answer back, for he is dead.
>Harambe is love, Harambe is life
>I loved Donald Trump
>I had all the merchandise
>Every night I’d pray to Trump for deporting illegal immigrants
>My dad would hear me and call me a racist
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald Trump
>I called him a ♥♥♥♥
>He slaps me and send me to bed
>I’m crying now and my face hurts
>I feel a warmth approach me
>It was Donald Trump
>I’m so happy
>He whispers in my ear “we need to build a wall”
>Then he gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket
>I’m ready
>I open my wallet for Donald
>He gives me a small loan of a million dollars
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald
>I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
>He roars a mighty roar as he puts the money in
>My dad walks in and says “what the ♥♥♥♥”
>Donald Trump looks at him and says “you’re fired”
>Trump leaves through the window
>Trump is love, Trump is life