hi man! add me :)

sam, this has gone on too long, and i'm not really sure where to start. it's just...there's so much that i haven't said to you, and i really need to. so here it is: i'm a wolf. i know that that's a shock to you (even though i wear my wolf collar everywhere), but i need you to accept this. the physical plane is nothing but a facade, we both know this, but it seems you aren't willing to accept me for who i am. so here it is, my final ask of you. will you be a part of the pack, or will you go it alone?

samuel, heyyyy, samuel L jackson my man! haha "you have to enjoy that" haha remember when we used to say that? good times, man, good times. you know, sometimes i feel like i peaked in high school. "big stew" they used to call me. "big stew comin' thru!" i'd say, and the girls with their short skirts would laugh and laugh. aw man, and i remember being in mr. scot's class -- history, more like ♥♥♥♥-story, right my man? hahaha

so can i bum a cig or

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your are an doofus xD