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Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons.
Stark Raving Dad
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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
-- Voltaire
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Computer Science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wing
to a building as being maintenance
-- Jim Horning
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"`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.'
`Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'"
- Arthur failing in his first lesson of galactic physics in four years.
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"They said we should mount guards and they'd take steps."
"To the nearest place of safety, no doubt."
(Maskerade)
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?
Seven: One to install the new bulb, and six to determine what to do
with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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I owe, I owe,
It's off to work I go...
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