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Haven't you noticed the world getting extra weird recently? When'd it start... Oh right, 75 days ago. Wake up sheeple, your God is back and she's pissed. She cries for you, and you drink her tears like monsters.
The reason why people would call me schizo was because I was right. They were trying to get me to wake up and stop wasting time screaming at cheaters when the goal is futile.
The entire "Expiration Date" video and the past 10 years of TF2 literally revolve around me. The best part? Nobody will believe me, but it's true! Also, Deadlock is a good game. Hope y'all who are picked for it have fun!
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people that have gooned to your profile has increased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may goon to a profile. These include, but are not limited to:
You have an attractive pfp,
You played well in a game on my team,
Your account was aesthetically pleasing.
Am I obligated to goon to your profile?
No - not yet. But you should not take this compliment lightly. Otherwise I will be forced to retract my aforementioned gooning, which may put your steam account privileges in jeopardy.
How can I get more people to goon to my profile in the future?
Accept the compliment and move on. But remember: behavior like this is rare on Steam. I will continue to goon as long as your profile pleases me. Remember: Steam is privilege, not a right.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of people that have gooned to your profile has increased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may goon to a profile. These include, but are not limited to:
You have an attractive pfp,
You played well in a game on my team,
Your account was aesthetically pleasing.
Am I obligated to goon to your profile?
No - not yet. But you should not take this compliment lightly. Otherwise I will be forced to retract my aforementioned gooning, which may put your steam account privileges in jeopardy.
How can I get more people to goon to my profile in the future?
Accept the compliment and move on. But remember: behavior like this is rare on Steam. I will continue to goon as long as your profile pleases me. Remember: Steam is privilege, not a right.
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