Recent reviews by Incel Messiah

The wheel. The wheel. All I can think of is the wheel, I haven't been able to sleep ever since the removal of the wheel. I lay in bed and stare at the ceiling as thoughts of the wheel invade my mind. I think about the wheel everyday, my fingers tremble, cold sweat drips from my back, the sounds of the wheel never leave my head. All I can think of is its dazzling lights and its vibrant audio cues. I miss hearing the voice of Scotty after a spin of the sacred wheel, I miss the sound of my congratulations as I land on VR's for the twentieth time. I miss the feeling of queuing into powershift to complete my three daily challenges. I can still remember the ever challenging mission of reviving five teammates, killing fifteen enemies, and playing three matches. Every spin of the wheel brought happiness back into my life, the light back to my eyes, and the hope for a better tomorrow. Spinning for limited time cosmetics could only have been thought by a genius, that genius, creator of the wheel has blessed my life. The wheel changed my life, it will never be the same after experiencing the wheel. My eyes water, I can feel tears run down my face as I remember the glory days of the wheel. I write this with a dolorous gaze. Alas but is a fleeting memory of the wheel.

I am now a proud owner of

-POSTPONED HIS SUICIDE TO EXPERIENCE CYBERPUNK 2077 1.0 AGAIN-

Award

Kino, loved it. Better than Y:LAD in almost every way, and it was a good game too.

It's a good sendoff for Kiryu, he ended on a high note.

It's called Infinite Wealth, not Reasonable Wealth.
Get it right, fellow paypigs.

decent game, scamaz developers

i rate jacuzzi: like a drag queen a 10/10 :)

A very solid entry to the upcoming future oversaturated genre of zoomer shooters, nice and bite sized, doesn't overstay it's welcome, and doesn't waste your time

whoa.. she is.. literally me

As someone who was soyjaking over the original game all the way back in the PS2 era, I can wholeheartedly say that I thoroughly enjoyed this game, it took me back to all those years when I was a little troglodyte sitting at a 4:3 monitor, dooking bricks over novistadores and regeneradors, now as a middle aged subhuman I am dooking bricks over novistadores and regeneradors all over again, much love

Also, I don't care that you can't look up Ashley's skirt, go rub one off you sploogebrained moron.

you can kill the cat