Recent reviews by saibow

i only bought it bcz salamanders are my favourite chapter but what crack were they smoking when they chose the sniper class? if we're expecting them to continue releasing new champions for every chapter, at this rate it could be years before we get another chance at a proper salamander.

if your autistic hyperfixation is tanks this game is for you

russophobic devs

What in the good Lord's name didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor and I have many a time participated in raids against the Viking raiders and have assuredly slain more than thirtyscore. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in my eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this realm. hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider your position, cur. As I write this, I am in the process of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England and they are tracking your movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm. The storm that destroys the unfortunate object you refer to as your life. Thou art assuredly deceased, knave. I can appear at any location and at any time, and can end thy life in seventyscore ways, and that be only when using my bare hands. But I am not solely skilled in fisticuffs; I also posess access to the entirety of Duke William's armory and I will make full use of it when banishing your body from the entirety of the earth. Thou scoundrel, perhaps hadst thou known what apocalyptic vengeance thy "clever" jests were to bring upon thee thou wouldst have held thy tongue. But thou couldst not, nor did not, and now thou art paying the due price of thy actions, fool. I shall defecate fury upon thee and thou shall flounder within it. Thou art truly smote, knave.

this game changed my life!!

my wife won't speak to me and i have lost custody of the kids, my apartment is being foreclosed because of black mold growth, and the cia is gangstalking me on the daily

still have baldurs gate though could be worse

THIS SHI IS STRAIGHT ASS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥



edit: STILL STRAIGHT ASS FR 🔥🔥🔥💯💯

fun city builder, not much else to say about that.

sun tzu except if he was a terrible military strategist

should've released for 6 dollars

i spent 11 hours playing this game and i will never touch it again