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I've fallen victim to made up quotes shown in the trailer. Where do I start? I'll start with the most trivial things - graphics.

They are bad, like bad bad. Low res textures, game looks like late alpha/early beta. It's also poorly optimised and if you don't own a decent gaming rig (like you own an aging gaming laptop) then forget about your game looking anything close to what you can see in the trailer. Even setting everything out ot max makes you feel like all those blurs, blooms, dof effects are to cover how ugly this game actually is.

Graphics are not deciding here, let me move on with the review.

Gameplay is extremely boring and unsatysfying. Killing dinosaurs? That's cool. Well how about any progress, strategy, real objectives? All of that was replaced by run and fly tactic (also exploiting bugs and broken pathing of enemies), pretty much all the guns feel the same (like bb toys) and objectives are just to have a laugh at them every once in a while. Go the ♥♥♥♥ to the objective, stay there for 15 secs, get nothing but a vehicle so you can run back to the base asap. Wow, jesus!

Enemies? All the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ same, slaying a t-rex doesn't give any satisfaction whatsoever but some slow-motion for 15 seconds straight so you can meditate on your miserable life, since you're still playing this game and wasting your time.

Audio is just crap. I think you can easily tell that by watching some gameplay video. I'm not going to ♥♥♥♥ around with onomathopeyas.

Btw. Watching the trailer again - haven't you noticed this actually trolling? Who would believe this is "the most fantastic game" anyone ever played? It's not, unless it was this guy's first game. "So cool I love it"? Now that's a cool quote. "The metacritic score is misleading"? Of course it is, this game is 2/10 at best.

Look, getting this game for its current price is kinda a bargain. But keep in mind you only want to get this if you're:
-A hipster
-A game collector
-A suicidal maniac candy crush veteran who's got no cash in his pocket and wants to commit suicide during playing a co-op shooting game.

Do you know that feeling when you spend some money on a game from one of your favorite franchises and it just sucks?

I do, but the deal with Casltevania: LoS is a bit different - it's just a big disappointment. The only thing this game shares with another games from the franchise (let's jus skip the psx game) is the last name of the protagonist (Belmont, again, let's just skip Alucard and stuff for the review's sake).

Of course the game was placed in a 3D world so the game was supposed to be bit different, but don't be fooled: this is not metroidvania, or anything even close to Castlevania. This is a tpp slasher which did a bad job at being what it was meant to be. If I were to pick Darksiders, DMC or Castlevania I would just send this game straight to trash.

There are some upsides to this game: regular mini-boss fights, art-style, fast-paced action. But let's go straight to the downsides, shall we:

The hero's got hardly any identity, it's just some Gabriel Belmont who is so sad about losing his wife that he's got to save the world and nothing is going to stop him. This is extremely cliche, but let's go further - maybe the gameplay is so awesome it's going to make you forget that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

No way, it's just another slasher, but you can only use a few weapons, there's no advanced switching techniques, the whip feels really... soft. Unless you're using heavy attacks but even then the ps2 jrpg 3d graphics make it feel like you're just so weak you should turn your back on this whole quest. Combos are extremely weak, and honestly there's hardly any point in switching to anything but attack spam. The game doesn't really punish you for losing and doesn't force you to get better at the game so why bother?

The plot is completely chaotic and I don't mean lack of plot like in Dark Souls. This game just tells you some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and then follows with completely random areas and bosses, why? Only fighting Lords of Shadow makes any sense, but then again meh...

Camera is one of the things I hate the most in this steaming pile of goat excrement. It focuses random thing, often makes jumps impossible or hard. I think this would be much better on the controller so maybe it's a warning: don't play on a hecking keyboard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I know it sounds like it's a 3/10 game, but I would give it 5 or 6 even. It sucks, it really sucks at being a castlevania game and a slasher game as well. It's trying to be similiar to DMC or Darksiders but just doesn't meet the challenge. It's not worth the money as you can get something so much better than this. Just... don't bother. Maybe they will release another 2D game, this time for PC as well.

This is pretty much roguelike-platformer: prepare to die edition. If you don't know what's spelunky all about: it's a game about Spelunky Guy (yea) who descends into deepest depths of mines and looks for some ULTIMATE TREZUREEEEE (to the max). Games involves some basic controls (dpad, A,B,X,Y and 1 trigger should be enough), also some oldschool mechanics, like the items you actively use must be carried (so no throwing rocks if you're holding a laser gun). I find it a little bit annoying but I guess that's how the game was supposed to be. Even though you can prevent death by being extra careful this game is really hard at times (particularly when you're racing against time). If you love roguelikes and dying a lot before you progress and perfect your game, this game will serve you right.

First time I heard about this game I thought it was a cheap Hack n Slash similiar to Frater or Space Hack (which weren't really any good). The promo trailer shows a character being put in a bullet hell, but with monsters instead of bullets. This seemed like a good idea to me, but still I was thinking this only happens in special areas/zones, or during some in-game events.

Couldn't be more wrong as this game is as intense as it should be. You can fight a lot of monsters and develop your skills in a way that expands your gameplay. Even though the plot and characters aren't really "the best" this is still a very good, plain hack'n'slash game. It offers a lot for the price of 3,73€. You should really try it. I'm a Diablo fan and even though I wouldn't play this over Diablo, I would totally play it over games like Torchlight. This game just gives you this feeling of fighting evil at it's finest.

♥♥♥♥.

Remember that steaming pile of skunkshit called Civilization? No more mr. nice guy. In this gaem the AI gets a handicap even on Newbie difficulty and on normal this is pretty much like going to hell and back and back to hell again. Even though without rapid expansion and well planned tech-tree queue you will get your arse raped this game is extremely fun and gives you the best experience possible from those 30 turns full of suffering and self-harm. I can obviously recommend this game, especially if you're feeling suicidal.

This is the best gaem ever. I dunno where to start. You can fly ships, trade, raid solar systems, shoot, capture other ships, use frigates, freight transporters, capital ships, do missions. Keep in mind that this is certainly a quick-save game which doesn't have quick-save functionality. There is a slight chance you will crash trying to dock (using auto-pilot), there is a chance you will crash into a M2-class ship coming out of warp gate. There is a chance you will turn into flying wreckage by trying to claim other ship. Those bugs make it extremely autistic, cryptic and annoying (at times) but still fun and very addictive. Number of possibilities, ways to earn credits, recognition and ships is just beyond my comprehension. This game takes about 5 hours to get the basics and I'm not even joking.

This is certainly GOTY, tutorial is broken for now but as long as you finished TS2012 or TS2013 tutorials you'll be good and ready to go. There's even a possibility to use google maps in game. Trains are fast and steady, passengers very nice and gentle. So far I've been only choo-chooing through UK and it's very pleasurable to see the environment in details.

OFFICIALLY: THE BEST SOUNDTRACK ON STEAM :DDDDD

This game is basically World of Minecraft, but sometimes nerds get confused which game they are playing, because it's the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. This game is a toucher game in which you have to touch everything and the faster you touch it the better the outcome is. If you like touching things, (like yourself) then you should really play this game, otherwise I would recommend sticking to League of Lizards.