-rep fell off the ladder

Hello, Earthling. I am an alien from another planet. At the present moment, I have changed into this mobile phone. While you are looking at my face, I am touching my 'Johnson' and making romance to your hand. Don't say you're not enjoying it, as I can see you smiling.

A very silly sausage.......!!!

this woman/man/I cannot tell, once I called a dude a girl because of his voice being so confusing so idk is funny but at the same time as edgy as a dude. recommend getting on their good side!

+rep very funny haha (white women and dogs do what?!)