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The date was going well and we were hitting it off... until she realized my roomba was a bunch of rats glued to a frisbee

I trusted you... I confided in you... There's a lot that a man can tolerate. A man such as myself. A man of status, a high calibre man. There's a lot that a man such as myself can go through in life before he reaches his limit. And you knew that, and you abused that. You knew that about me and you abused that. You knew about my good will, you took advantage of me like a fool. You made me look like a fool infront of my family. You made me look like a FOOL infront of my family, and yet I forgave you. And yet I forgive you, and I let you into my castle... I forgave you and I let you into my castle. Shame on me... There's a lot that a man can be put through in life. But not this. Not this...

📗🚘👳 Performance review for Piggles 🏓📘⛳

When ideas are challenged by others, Piggles listens to their view and tries to defend a position, but may not yet have the experience or authority to present the case well. Or may be over-aggressive in defending a position. Sometimes Piggles needs to be reminded to negotiate, but then does so reasonably well, and sometimes manages to get others to change their position and get a good deal. Reaches a decision rapidly after taking account of all likely outcomes and estimating the route most likely to bring success. The decisions almost always turn out to be good ones. Keeps own area neat, tidy and hazard-free, but does not necessarily help or encourage others to do the same.

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