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If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot
of different places, just write a Unix operating system.
-- Linus Torvalds
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The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
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Wasting time is an important part of living.
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Bender: Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander!
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'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan.
Never odd or even.
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
Madam, I'm Adam.
Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
Sit on Otis.
-- The Mad Palindromist
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