Haha, I've een stalkin' your mom
For like two years straight
I'm way too shy to ask her out on a date
So I just wait in your neightbors' lawn
With my camera ready and my camouflage on
And I know that I'll get plenty pics
Once she leaves for work at exactly seven twenty-six
I follow her on my bike, but it's hopeless
'cause I'll never keep up with her Ford Focus
So I kidnapped her golder retriever
Wanted to return it just to please her
But forgot to feed her,,,
Taking care of a dog is hard
Gave it to her dead, said it got hit by a car :(


" well at least i'm handsome....(͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) "