Recent reviews by Sabkertooth

A very fun fast-paced game.

Edit: 1k hours later, I can verify that this is NEITHER fun NOR fast-paced. It instead is nefarious generator of Sodium Chloride and Dopamine - for the sole purpose of continuing Lord Gaben's absolute tyranny over the gaming industry. For this reason we MUST declare our independence:

IN CONGRESS, July 4-ish, 1776-ish.
The unanimous Declaration of the Counter-Strike Community,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for the people of counter strike to dissolve the economic bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Gaben and of Valves's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of CS-kind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are 128 tick servers, good anti-cheat and the pursuit of Global Elite.--That to secure these rights, Gaben's minions are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Gaben's minions becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People of the CS community to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Gaben, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Saltiness and their Wallets. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Gabens long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Call Of Duty-ness, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Rulers, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these CS:GOers; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Rulers. The history of the present King of Great Valve is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Saltiness over these Players. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. [Facts can be found on r/GlobalOffensive]