consider this a mean comment

(snores) Ah, ohh!
Excuse me. I must have dozed off.
It's rather warm in here.
Well, well, hasn't it been all too long! It's good to see you.
Oh, I seemed to have missed my chance, so...
I, Siegward of Catarina, offer my deepest gratitude.
And a little surprise to go with it. It's all yours

Hmm...
Mmmmmm...
Hmm... Mmm...
Oh!
Pardon me, I was absorbed in thought.
I am Siegward of Catarina.
To be honest, I'm in a bit of a pickle.
Have you ever walked near a white birch, only to be struck by a great arrow?
Well, if I'm not mistaken, they come from this tower.
Whoever it is, I'm sure I can talk some sense into them.
But I have to find a way up, and that's just the trouble.
This lift only goes down, you see, and...
Well, that doesn't get me anywhere...
Hmm... Mmm..

Old boss yo' was rite dat ♥♥♥♥ was tha left kidny i was goin ta hoperate agin close ta yo' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ospitle just as i was goin' ta dror mi nife along o' a bloomin throte 'em cusses o' coppers spoilt tha game N' therez Ain't nuthin' but i guess i wil be on tha job soon n' gotta send yo' anotha bit o' innerds

jack tha rippa

o have yo' peep tha devle
wit' his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' mikerscope n' scalpul
a-lookin at a kidney
wit' a slide ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ up.

From hell.
mr lusk,
sor
i send yo' half da kidne i took from one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ prasarved dat ♥♥♥♥ fo' yo' totha piece i fried n' ate dat ♥♥♥♥ was very nise. I may send yo' tha bloody knif[e] dat took dat ♥♥♥♥ out if yo' only wate a whil[e] longa
signed
catch me When the ♥♥♥♥ yo' can mishta lusk

I was not coddin' dea old boss When the ♥♥♥♥ i gave yo' da tip, yo''ll hea 'bout saucy jackyz work tomorrow double event dis time numba one squealed a bit couldn't finish straight off. Had not time ta git ears off fo' police thanks fo' keepin' last letta back till i got ta work again.
jack tha rippa