Liam Neeson trains you:
In 60 seconds you become a Knight.
In a couple of months you become Batman.
And, in a couple of years you become a Jedi.

Get word to Valence: Robert de Bruce to be declared an outlaw; any man or woman who would give shelter to him or any of his ranks to be executed without trial. My son will raise the Dragon Banner. The codes of chivalry are ended. There will be no quarter.

Expecto Patronum!!!!!!

Brave Sir Robin ran away
Bravely ran away, away
When danger reared it's ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin

SO JOIN UP
DO YOUR PART
THERE IS A LONG WAR AHEAD
AND WE NEED YOU!

Garlic bread. That is all.