Nagkabanggaan 💥 po yung truck 🚛 atsaka tao 🧍🏻‍♂️ ay nabangga 💥 po nung tao 🧍🏻‍♂️ yung truck 🚛 ay yung nabangga 💥 po yung truck 🚛 nakabangga 💥 po yung drayber ng truck 🧍🏻‍♂️🚛 ng tao 🧍🏻‍♂️ay hindi 🚫 po pala dalawa 2️⃣ pong truck 🚛🚛 yung nagkabanggaan 💥💥 wala 👐🏼 pong tao 🧍🏻‍♂️

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Pasintabi sa mga nag late lunch at early dinner at yucky ito post ko. Yesterday I ate unli pizza 🍕🍕🍕 at YELLOW CAB. As you can imagine I will take a huge dump after that. Now 24 hours later I finally had the urge to do so.🚽 My poop smelled terrible. 💀💀💀💀 Usually it doesn't smell because I rarely eat fastfood. 🍕🍕🍕 But this time my poop smelled unnaturally stinky.💩🙊 I had to use Aerosol spray just to keep the the stink in check. What the hell did YELLOW CAB put in their pizzas that made my poop stink that bad? 😲🙊😵😨

don't you one day just kinda remember the dude who introduced you to dota and despise the ♥♥♥♥ outta him

My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.

My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.