Dr. Eggman : I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out...

Little Girl : Mommy?

Dr. Eggman : -and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

[Eggman makes explosion noises as the Eclipse Cannon is revealed]

Dr. Eggman : That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!

[the rest of the dubbers are dying with laughter]

Dr. Eggman : He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth!

[the Eclipse Cannon fires]

+rep has broken leg like pirate yarr

+rep gives me sex 24/7

+rep sex sex sex sex sex sex

+rep the sex

don't believe it need proof