Flarpnarf
Blake   South Carolina, United States
 
 
Ooga Booga give me rights- Martin Luther King Jr.
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TIFU by accidentally having hot sex with a hot woman.
Obligatory this was not actually today, it happened 5 years ago when I was 18.

So I was in my room jacking off, (I always jack off completely naked) and this hot girl accidentally walked in. I was really horny and I was a virgin so I got super nervous. Then as she was walking towards me her clothes accidentally fell off, so she was just in her underwear.

Now THIS, is where it gets really weird.

I said, “what next?” but she THOUGHT I said “Hot sex.” So she took off her bra and revealed her gigantic tits, the biggest tits my virgin eyes had ever seen. We’re talking like HUGE tits here.

So I walked up to her just to get a closer look, but I tripped and my (now erect) ♥♥♥♥ fell insode of her by mistake!

Let’s just say, by the end of that night, I was no longer a virgin.


TL;DR: accidentally had hot sex with hot woman
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76561199415050199 29 Feb, 2024 @ 8:34am 
nice mate
Tedi 28 Feb, 2024 @ 8:42am 
+rep gg
CJ Headbusser Jenkins 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:42am 
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76561199026887287 6 Sep, 2020 @ 1:22am 
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