Now, I don't have autism, but I hope my kid does so I can bottle him. I'll just keep having children until one of them has the little quirk, I'll do IVF, impregnate socially inept women, you name it, and nobody's going to stop me. And when little junior has autism, I'm going to teach him how to count the exact proportions of alcohol and how many standard drinks they'll equate to. That way I'll have my own little calculator, who'll be able to gauge how many standard drinks I've had throughout the night.

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I am a professional biologist, forklift driver, zealous drinker and an avid erudite scholar, who despises what is currently happening to our culture and history.

From video games, to television, to movies, our culture is becoming irreversibly ruined, marred beyond recognition, until the new generation is deceived into earnestly believing that the staples of diversity and sexual perversion has been a norm for aeons, as opposed to mainly the last 50 years.

It began subtly, adding a few blacks and queers here and there, surreptitiously engineering the populace into believing that it was the norm, or at the very least that it wasn't egregious to add a single black into a western, medieval environment. Then 2016 struck, and the veil was finally lifted. Every single aspect of our culture, from our religion to our ethnicity was a point of contention.

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