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Obock, Djibouti 
you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deep inside her ♥♥♥♥♥ missionary style, having her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just ♥♥♥♥ like rabbits
you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
but they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE RUB HANDS TOGETHER
WE COUNT SHEKELS TOGETHER
Send this MAGEN DAVID to everyone you care about including me if you care. see how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000+ your A TRUELY CHOSEN BY G-D!!
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