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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.3 hrs on record
"The game of fantastical adventure only limited by your imagination," is an inaccurate way to describe this game. I used cheat engine to modify the amount of "pizza" I could spend on cosmetic re-skins and loot box mechanics, but Blue Manchu decided his pay to win game wouldn't be subverted by my imagination. This game is designed to crash and reset all in-game currencies to zero on ALL save files if an exploit is detected. (I'm sure there is a way around this but I'm too lazy to figure it out.) Pizza slices are the in-game currency used to gamble for better items by buying chests and is also used to pay for character re-skins -- character skins he is blatantly ripping off from Acquisitions Inc. To Blue Manchu's credit, this is an expertly designed predatory scheme to slowly siphon your money out of your bank account.
Posted 7 August, 2020. Last edited 7 August, 2020.
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5.6 hrs on record
Cute game for kids.
Posted 5 August, 2018.
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36.0 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Product works exactly as expected. Quick and easy way to create custom D&D, Pathfinder, Starfinder, etc. maps. There are two major flaws as I see it at the moment. 1) a small community that needs more content creators in the steam workshop, 2) a dissapointing number of objects to place on maps.

Addressing the second problem first, many common items can be found including shelf/table clutter. Many items can be scaled to creatively produce clutter from large objects, or vise versa. But incredibly important objects are still missing for RPG map making such as LADDERS, curtains, gold/gems/valuables/treasure, traps, burned/frozen/bloodied objects or effects, and plenty more.

A feature to overlay or change the major grid lines to a specific paper size in the map creation area would help produce well centered maps reducing paper waste and conserve table top space.

This software has great potential to grow if artists purchase this program, but it also may not live up to expectations if it is not promoted. Wizards of the Coast and Piazo want you to buy their over priced maps created on a similar program, so I doubt they will help support this great piece of software.
Posted 5 July, 2018. Last edited 5 July, 2018.
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72.2 hrs on record
I'm going to buy this for my brother! Edit: But he already had it! lol.
Posted 26 August, 2017. Last edited 27 August, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
The difficulty of this game is brutal. There is no saving. Everything is perma-death. Oh, and a monster robot with a gattling gun hunts you down if you take too long unlocking doors. Then you run into a room full of people run out of ammo and die. This is not super fun and is an obvious Fallout ripoff. It could have been fun if they introduced a few npcs to buy weapons and armor as well as saving.
Posted 13 August, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
You have unlocked Sixpence None the Wiser... Richer?

Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.

[Chorus]
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map

[Chorus (repeat)]
Posted 3 August, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
53.2 hrs on record (52.5 hrs at review time)
You should play this game simply to experience the S&M torture dungeon. The rest of the game is good too with lots of ridiculous humor. Lots of slapstick and tongue in cheek moments. There is a storyboard commonly found in Japanese games that tracks what stories the player has seen, and thus has excellent replayability as you can side with one of three factions and often an additional choice in every story event. At the end of the game you can re-use your old character in a new game, and with quiet a few surprises specifically for a additional playthroughs. If you only play Way of the Samurai 4 once you may miss a lot of details in this hidden gem.
Posted 29 July, 2017.
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125.3 hrs on record (79.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is fun and it's not finished yet. Every few months and update provides new content to explore. I cannot wait to play it in VR.

The one flaw is the lack of difficulty in shallow waters. It's practically impossible to die and the consequences of dying are negligable (lose one item). The worst thing that can happen is being attacked by a large sea creature inside your cyclops submarine and an experienced, calm, and prepared captain should have very little difficulty.

I REALLY enjoy slowly piloting my giant cyclops through the narrow caves, swimming around to scout ahead, and proceeding through areas most would consider impassible. When the game is fully released I can gaurentee you there will be plenty to explore in the VERY deep ocean. All terrain in this game is handsculpted and honestly they did an incredible job. Rarely do you find such a strong attention into simple details such as sculpting interesting and somewhat confusing cave systems.

If you're the type of person who won't buy a game till it is finished -- please reconsider -- this game is worth supporting during the development phase. The more people that buy the game, the more content game owners are likely to recieve.
Posted 23 June, 2017.
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92.6 hrs on record (45.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
♥♥♥♥ your pants playing this game alone -- then ♥♥♥♥ your pants playing with friends. Either way it's a ton of fun.

I was encouraged to buy this game after watching Royal and Vuxxy's playthrough on youtube. Absolutely hilarious.
Posted 17 May, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
7.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Major changes to the gameplay need to be made before I can recommend it, but I intend to try it again later too.

Fiberous materials are a little rare, and could/should be craftable from palm frons. The fire torch is right-handed and means NO tools can be used at night and still keep the torch held -- I guess you can drop it lit, but I never tried. Inventory system is a little burden some but workable. Sharks are not very aggressive and do not present a real threat to the player. Cannot use Loading certain small objects onto the raft prevents it from moving, while other large objects seem to do just fine. Character holds his breath like a baby with emphysema.

I never died, but I litterally was rafting from island to island just to make lashings from fiberous materials. In my game there was never an island with more than 16 fiberous material = 4 lashings. I found a sunken boat with a box containing useless junk mostly -- the box itself was the most useful thing. I crafted a metal barel raft which was not very impressive, and then realized floating from island to island gathering lashings was boring. It will take your character 3 in-game-days just to gather the lashings needed to make proper tools, another few in-game-days of island hopping to make crafting stations, and then FINALLY you can make a steady water supply and start building a base. Hope you like drinking coconuts.
Posted 15 May, 2017.
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