Rose: "LOOK AT THIS MEDIC, I WAS LITERALLY AT 5 HEALTH, BUT NOOOO HE JUST KEPT HEALING THE HEAVY"
Me: STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MESSAGING ME WHILE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROUND, AND STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AT MEDICS NOT HEALING YOU 24/7"
Rose: "Wow, blocked"
*5 Minutes Later*
Rose: "Are you done with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, sir bitchness?"
Me: "Bruh"

birb: once apun a time in 2fort blu had installed fresh brand new id checking systems for the intel but it required an engineer and a heavy to guard but soon did they know that this would turn to hell as a medic once came in one day after a few heart attacks and explosions and trips to the hospital they actually did their job but as the medic said to the engineer ad the engineer was getting pissed 12 sides of the world to the medic that they aint getting paid for ♥♥♥♥ as the medic kills people that even have id and after several hours they got fed up as blutarch watched as they went over to red killing everyone and anything in their path to end this hell as they put the red intel on their desk the engineer and a pyro that joined them on their journey exploded as the crits came in the heavys and medic walked away smiling to themselves knowing they where out of the hell


Lid: "Don't you read the podcast"

Coal | trade.tf got 5 points (105,045) for MVP #1
Round Over - All actions/frags are ignored by HLstatsX:CE until the next round starts
Red got 10 points for Round Win
BeatsBlack : I WAS TYPIB
Railbait.Net : Coal has the highest kill-streak! 8 kills!
BeatsBlack : SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP
BeatsBlack : SHUT THE FYUCK UP ALREADY
BeatsBlack : GOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMNIT
BeatsBlack : SHUT THE HELL UIP
BeatsBlack : JESUS

Friend: "What does ammo do?"

(Context: So I was trading with this one guy who only knew Spanish, this is what happened)

Riky¿(°o°)?: hola hablas español? puedes usar traductor?
Riky¿(°o°)? is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Soul | trade.tf: no habla espanol bien
Soul | trade.tf: I know english
Soul | trade.tf: but i can speak a little spanish
Soul | trade.tf: Yo conozco poco espanol
Riky¿(°o°)? is not available to trade. More information will be shown to Riky¿(°o°)? if they invite you to trade.
Riky¿(°o°)? is not available to trade. More information will be shown to Riky¿(°o°)? if they invite you to trade.
Soul | trade.tf: Invítame al comercio
Riky¿(°o°)?: hola no puedo realizar intercambios por 3 dias por que cancelu un intercambio hace unos dias
Riky¿(°o°)?: asi que si me esperas unos dias podremos intercambiar
Riky¿(°o°)?: que tienes para intercambiar?
Riky¿(°o°)?: armas?
Riky¿(°o°)? is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Riky¿(°o°)?: yo tengo el gift Regalo: Cuenta premium
Soul | trade.tf: si
Soul | trade.tf: tengo 47 ref
Soul | trade.tf: para comercio
Riky¿(°o°)?: Bueno si me esperas tres dias podremos!
Riky¿(°o°)?: estas dispusto a esperar?
Soul | trade.tf: Si
Riky¿(°o°)?: por que tengo baneado por 7 dias y quedan 3 dias para cumplir con la fecha
Soul | trade.tf: Yo puedo esperar
Soul | trade.tf: Tienes bolsa de comercio
Riky¿(°o°)?: no amigo no tengo es necesario?
Soul | trade.tf: no, no pero Yo solo pagagre 46.55 ref para la espera aunque
Soul | trade.tf: eso esta bien?
Riky¿(°o°)? is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Riky¿(°o°)?: si esta bien!
Soul | trade.tf: bien, bien
Soul | trade.tf: tienes un bien dia, Nos vemos en tres días
Riky¿(°o°)?: dale gracias, nos vemos amigo
Soul | trade.tf: <3

Tyro: "Yeah, Soul, pretty good soldier"

[Context: So it's 11 pm about to turn into 12 am when Padre messages me, and my parents are asleep so if I make any loud noises I'm screwed]

~Padre Snowmizzle: Soul, you on?
Soul: Uguhhhhh
Soul: Yeah bud
Soul: Whatcha need?
~Padre Snowmizzle: Dude, come onto our discord
Soul: Ugh dude
Soul: Okay fine
~Padre Snowmizzle: you must see all of our new emojis
Soul: Give like a few minutes
~Padre Snowmizzle: lol, ok.
Soul: Give me*
Soul: My parents are literally asleep
Soul: If I make like any loud noises I'm gonna be so ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Friend: "Ugh I can't see" *takes off glasses* :csdmeh:

Tyro: "He wears the wiener on his head"

Lid: "I'm gonna loud as fap you."

PB MORTY: "This map sucks donkey ♥♥♥"

Zero: "You literally use the pyro's airblast as a crutch"

"Are you a Satanist if you masterbate?"

Math Teacher: "You do the math I'm tired of doing the math"

*Playing gmod with Lid and is trying to do a cinematic scene after hours of torture and labor of talking to him*

Soul: YOU HAD ONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOB LID, I LITERALLY SET UP, THE C4, CAR, THE THRUSTER, EVERYTHING AND YOU MESSED UP SETTING UP THE CAMERA AND PUT IT SO MY CAMERA WAS IN FRONT OF YOURS, WHY DIDNT YOU CHECK IT, HOW RETARDED ARE YOU!?
we had to do it all over again after lid ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, as I couldnt have taken the screenshot because i crashed <

*A Few Weeks Later*

Soul: YOU HAD ONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JOB LID AND THAT WAS TO PUT IN THE WORD 'STOP' IN THE TEAM CHAT AND YOU PUT IT IN THE SQUAD CHAT!

Lid: "Just moan for me"

*A Good Memory Moment*

Lid and me were playing TTT and it was fine until some guy reported me for RDM since I thought he was attacking me and said "Nice RDM ♥♥♥♥♥♥!" After that I was autoslain for the next round, and so it began

Soul: "Okay ♥♥♥♥ this, wanna kill everyone we see?"
Lid: "Yeah sure"

We both were innocents, and the first person we killed was the person who reported me, and he happened to be a terrorist so lucky for us. We then went on to kill the ENTIRE server and we still won without the both of us dying. Another person then reported me.

Person who reported me: "[RDMing] Again?"
Soul: "YEEEE BOIII"
Soul and Lid have left the server
Lid: "See Soul what did I tell you, that we should do this more often it's fun!"

"Soul is gonna grab me by the table"

Nxtgen: "They're speaking Asian"

Friend: “This fat seat belt is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me”

Lutte: “I may be the dom, but that doesn’t matter you’re the one with my nudes”

Yumz: "Choose a number between 1-3"
Morty: "5"

Yumz: "Wait let me friend the girl gamer first"

Morty: "Soul set off the car for the gamer girl."
Yumz: *Shoots car*

Yumz: "Don't worry I got this"
*Immediately gets shot by CT*