god do i just love to drink pi.ss

whhat the ♥♥♥♥♥?

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12:54 - King Kurtis: lol
12:54 - elgin: i just fist you excessively
12:54 - elgin: pushing in air
12:54 - elgin: your vagina explodes from within
12:54 - elgin: you die in pure agony as i dismembowel you
12:54 - elgin: pulling your organs out

02:40 - calign: smaug the fat disgusting bastard
02:40 - calign: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a cup
02:40 - calign: drinking it
02:40 - calign: slowly
02:40 - calign: savoring the taste
02:40 - calign: running it through his teeth and lips
02:40 - calign: smacking with every drop
02:40 - calign: until he is what he eats
02:40 - calign: and is literally ♥♥♥♥
02:40 - calign: like this tale

18:40 - tmartti: i changed my ipods name to titanic
18:40 - tmartti: and its syncing
18:40 - tmartti: syncing duko
18:40 - tmartti: what did the sushi say to the bee
18:40 - tmartti: wasaabi
18:41 - tmartti: wasabi duko, wasabi