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Playing TF2. Rubadubdub slaps me through voice chat and tells me to play Insurgency. Join game. Losing badly. No reinforcements left. Rubadubdub runs in and throws C4 on the point while aiming an M40A1 with his foot. Jumping in the air with his remaining leg, he noscopes all 20 of the enemy team's snipers while cycling the bolt with his ♥♥♥♥. Detonating the C4, he sends everyone on the point into oblivion. After hopping onto the point, Rubadubdub uses his superior sense of smell to snipe every approaching enemy without looking in their direction. Mystified, I walk up to him clutching my hentai M-16. My hands are shaking because of the mod I installed to make my hands shake. I put my hand on his shoulder as I struggle to speak. After a moment of silence, I know what to say.
"ha ur nob git gud ♥♥♥ scrub eck dee."
Then I go back to playing TF2 with all my gay friends.