Recent reviews by rslebro

Democracy has prevailed...

just kidding :(

I was a huge fan of Dragons Dogma 1 and spent hours exploring the massive lands of Gransys and enjoyed the hell out of Bitterblack Isle... I expected a lot from Dragons Dogma 2 and though it's a pretty game, I was very disappointed with:

-Lackluster story
-Lame NPC interactions
-The enemy variation seems almost cut in half from DD1
-Enemies are less imposing and feel smaller. Anyone remember encountering the midnight knights, UR dragon, random Garms, Death and his instant sleep lantern, or second phase Daimon boss fights from DD1? Those were legendary.
-Poor performance off even a OC 13900k, 128gb ddr5, 3090
-Micro transaction thing was stupid but short lived due to mods
-Versatility of vocations feels stunted, they messed with archer classes, not having the use daggers alongside a bow is annoying as it was perfect in DD1. MA with daggers was peak.

Again, it's a pretty game, feels good outside of towns, magic is fun and flashy but that's about it in my opinion. I will continue to play it for completions sake but sadly for it's price, it's a rather forgettable experience. I recommend a wait for sale, and go play DD Dark Arisen for a superior experience.

:(

Story? Awful and uninteresting off the rip
Game-play? It is not innovative at all; it is the same Bethesda vomit as usual
Graphics? Decent at best

More bugs than my fat clown of a neighbor's wig.
Whatever, man, gaming is burnt out.

It won't even let me refund cause "Steam cannot refund games from outside companies." When tf was that a thing?

Dragon Ball

I don't even know how to write this XD

Final Fantasy 7 was such a huge part of my childhood, I admit that I didn't really know what was going on at the time but yknow :D Anyway, I remember watching Advent Children and being like wow, what if they remade FF7 with graphics like these. Imagine my hype when they announced it!

Even being a retelling of events, this title stands as one of the best games I have played in a long time. Being in my Mid twenties with days that are constantly moving, I don't really have the time or energy to always sit down and crank a good story to finish but this one did the rare job.

The soundtrack, the characters, the classic Square over the top attitude of the characters, of course the graphics. Everything felt genuine and well done. I couldn't recommend it enough and can't wait for further releases.

I grew up getting my ass kicked in the arcade by my old man playing as Yoshimitsu or Mokujin. Tekken was always right alongside KOF, MK, and even Dragon Ball Z Budokai as one of my go to good time games.

Its amazing to see how far it's come, as someone who always tried to decipher the lore through text and short sometimes vague cut scenes, being able to see the story unfold like this is rewarding.

I'm super excited to play the next installment, Tekken at least to me remains one of the few IPs to never fall into the mediocrity trend, I meh a new COD release but am always stoked to grab the next Iron Tournament simulator.

Bruh this game is ass, How do they get away with this crap over and over again
-Map design is atrocious
-Blatant nostalgia bait
-More glitches and less content than the BETA
-Unbalanced AF
This isn't worth the $$$, feels like its a BETA

Update
-Still crashes
-Maps are obnoxious
-The UI is still atrocious

Update Update
-New update everything is broken, 5 days before update everything is fine, new update everything is broken
-128GB DDR5, i9-13900k, RTX 3090... If I get one more dropped frame on ASHITKA Island I'm gonna KMS
-Maps will always live in the shadow of Verdansk and Rebirth Island.
-Stop re-balancing ♥♥♥♥ it's annoying af I have to keep MaStEr TuNiNg an M13... I guess now it's just as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as it's SIG MCX real-life counterpart.
-InStalLinG ShaDErs
-COD League skins can eat battery acid and have 17 consecutive lobotomies, ON GOD

Framerate go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ranni is hot so good game

Demi keeps me company in my lonely dreams, I long for the Fembot maid telling me good morning.

BRB gonna go KMS

Game play is Amazing and smooth, however the progression system is terrible and having to buy armor items that were free through progression in previous titles in a predatory in game shop is just disgusting.