"Though a program be but three lines long,
someday it will have to be maintained."
-- The Tao of Programming
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"Plastic gun. Ingenious. More coffee, please."
-- The Phantom comics
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Be consistent.
-- Larry Wall in the perl man page
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The tree of research must from time to time be refreshed with the blood
of bean counters.
-- Alan Kay
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Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
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Peter: I haven't cleaned since Bounty dropped me as their spokesman. [flashback]
Peter: So Rosie, I just spilled this glass of warm yellow liquid on the counter and you're telling me that Bounty can pick it up in five seconds?
Spokesperson: What the hell is that?
Peter: Five seconds...
Spokesperson: Is that?
Peter: Four seconds...
Spokesperson: It smells like...
Peter: Three seconds...
Spokesperon: That's...
Peter: CLEAN MY PEE.
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