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Funky Pop!

Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:13pm

Kasia, wróć!

She's never coming back...
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:32pm

Early Adopter

You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:58am

Billiards Pro

That's not actually how you play the game.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:50pm

Not Jesus

The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:07am

Saving Lives

You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 6:58am

跑酷

你在这干嘛 ?
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:44pm

Seven Hundo

And you can't even do seven...
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:28pm

My Masterpiece

Create your first piece of art.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:06pm

Betrayal

He really liked you, man... How could you?
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:52pm

Paid in Full

Eh, no one liked her anyway.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:52pm

Simpin' Ain't Easy

If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:24pm

Cuck-ception

Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:59pm

Practice Makes Perfect

I'll do better next time...
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:24pm

Movin' n Groovin'

Show off your moves.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:17am

I'm Blue

You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:14pm

Burn The Witch

The evil artefact has been destroyed...
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 7:12am



The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...

Coming Out of the Closet

You got caught...

No More Baby!

Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...

Out of Bounds

You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!

Genocide

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.

Zoil Skip

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.

Clocking In

Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.

Hard Victory

You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.

Flawless Victory

Defeat her without taking damage.

myspacebarisbroken

Defeat her without ever rolling.

Godlike

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.

Nerfed

You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.

I'm Gay!

You identify as Gay.

I'm Bisexual!

You identify as Bisexual.

Full of Pride

Discovered the meaning of "Pride".

Baby Grabber

Put him down... Put him down!

Room 503

Hm...

Genocide, But Faster

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.

Makin' Bacon

Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.

Making a Mess

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.

System Error

What more would you expect from outsourced code?

Pig Roast

Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.

Genocide v2

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.

Walk A Mile In...

Someone else's shoes.

High Voltage

This isn't safe...

The Spirit of Christmas

Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.

Push It

Push the button. A lot.

Stuck

Idiot...

My New Friend

Who said you can't buy friendship?

Art Connoisseur

Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.

Red Rocket

I dub thee... "Red Rocket"

New Whip

Feels new, anyway...

Jackpot!

1000 Tickets! Wahoo!

Eyes In The Sky

Fixed the drone.

Terminated

Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.

Beer Exploit

Are you even going to drink them all?

Corrupted

It was only a matter of time...

Night Duty

Worked at night.

No Call No Show

Skipped a day of work... How could you?

Strange Device

What are it's motives?

Funky Pop Connoisseur

Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!

Hangman

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Pain in My...

Hard at work, or hard at work?

Loved and Lost

Not again...

Well Informed

Read all of the Pulse News stories.

CORN

Played CORN.
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