When Ed was in 3rd grade, Ed was obsessed with the sound that comes from slapping his ♥♥♥♥ side to side. Basically, you have to rapidly twist your torso back and forth, propelling the penis to and fro, creating that slapping effect (you have to be buck naked). Ed even once thought of forming a ♥♥♥♥-slapping gang; whenever we beat up somebody, we would throw him on the ground, surround him, strip naked, and torment him with our ♥♥♥♥ slapping noises. That sound is so perfect and crisp that I also thought of using it as a means of communication. Please don’t make fun of him for this because Ed was young and it was a long time ago. Thank you

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Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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