SIGMABALLS's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 12 May, 2017 @ 9:08pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2018 @ 7:23am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2018 @ 5:20am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 2:20am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 4:29am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 1:22am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2018 @ 5:46am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 6:32am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2018 @ 11:40am

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 6:09am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2018 @ 12:52am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2018 @ 4:35am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 1:22am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 14 May, 2017 @ 6:35am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 22 May, 2017 @ 5:02am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2019 @ 12:18pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2018 @ 7:24am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2017 @ 11:55pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2017 @ 5:49am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 12 May, 2017 @ 9:15pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 12 May, 2017 @ 10:56am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 13 May, 2017 @ 3:23am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 12 May, 2017 @ 8:46am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Unlocked 9 May, 2018 @ 7:54am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2017 @ 7:54am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2020 @ 11:05am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2018 @ 8:14am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Unlocked 20 May, 2017 @ 12:13am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 14 May, 2019 @ 8:28am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2018 @ 1:06am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2020 @ 11:30am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2019 @ 3:07am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 10 May, 2019 @ 12:29pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 28 Feb, 2021 @ 10:24am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2021 @ 11:22am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!