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Aurora 30 Nov, 2022 @ 12:23pm 
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NoMeat 30 Nov, 2022 @ 12:21pm 
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89P13 🚀 18 Jun, 2021 @ 10:58am 
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Aurora 18 Jun, 2021 @ 10:55am 
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Captain Teague 27 Apr, 2020 @ 6:58am 
How to 2️⃣ wash ur hands 😳👐

Step 1 - find 🔍 sink 💦💦

Step 2 - turn 🔁 tap on ✅

Step 3 - Put hands 👐 under ⬇️ Water 👐💦💦

Step 4 - Put soap 🧽🧼 on wet 😳💦 hands 👐

Step 5 - Rub 👌 hands together 👐

Step 6 - Make sure 👌 to scrub 🧽 all over hands 👐

Step 7 - Wash soap 🧼💦🧽 off hands 👐

Step 8️⃣ - Turn tap 💦🚿 off 😔

Step 9 - Dry 🚬🏝 hands 👐 with paper 📝 towels ( don’t use 😳😳 hand dryers 🤢🤢🤢)

Step 10 - be 🐝👐 disease free 👨‍⚕️👩‍🍳🧈
Natsu ^_^ 19 Mar, 2020 @ 3:09pm 
Yep Yep Yep xD
89P13 🚀 19 Mar, 2020 @ 12:53pm 
lol profile picture ...hahahah
theKamz 18 Feb, 2020 @ 12:17pm 
+rep nice guy, my dota2 teacher. miss you brother #InvokerOfTIB
theKamz 25 Aug, 2019 @ 11:53am 
+rep Sumiya
Harald Hardrada 28 Jul, 2019 @ 2:03am 
Your computer has some malicious virus. ples look at the button next to the button ctrl "CONTROL" and press r
Natsu ^_^ 21 Jul, 2019 @ 4:12am 
boro bal
Captain Teague 21 Jul, 2019 @ 4:07am 
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Captain Teague 8 Jun, 2019 @ 5:26am 
Hello,my name is Agnibha
, im 20 years old, i live in farmers village in India. Everyone in my village have around 700 MMR, but my MMR is 1232, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my DOTA team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prize is 2 bags of rice and a goat. Please help us win, friend
Natacha 26 Feb, 2019 @ 2:58am 
I can give my Manifold Paradox phantom assasin acrana for all of your Dota 2 loading screens (Im collecting them and you have a lot of screens I want) so if it's ok send me trade offer please. Trade link in my profile bio
Natsu ^_^ 6 Feb, 2019 @ 12:29pm 
@abhi Thank you bhai
Captain Teague 6 Feb, 2019 @ 11:20am 
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⎛⎝Eminem⎠⎞ 21 Oct, 2018 @ 8:25am 
অয়ি গিরিনন্দিনি নন্দিতমেদিনি বিশ্ববিনোদিনি নন্দনুতে
গিরিবরবিন্ধশিরোধিনিবাসিনি বিষ্ণুবিলাসিনি জিষ্ণুনুতে।
ভগবতি হে শিতিকণ্ঠকুটুম্ববিনি ভূরিটুম্বিনি ভূরিকৃতে
জয় জয় হে মহিষাসুরমর্দিনি রম্যকপর্দিনি শৈলসুতে
Subho Bijoya :buddhistsymbol:
Natsu ^_^ 16 Oct, 2018 @ 4:27pm 
:( PepeHands
Harald Hardrada 16 Oct, 2018 @ 9:43am 
Your rank < CGPA
Natsu ^_^ 23 Sep, 2018 @ 1:01am 
report the profile below me pls for speaking the truth
Natsu ^_^ 14 Sep, 2018 @ 10:34am 
wtf
✳ Leyla 🍑 14 Sep, 2018 @ 9:51am 
🎫 -- 👳 -- 👽 -- ⛳ -- 📘 -- 🥞 -- 💄 -- 🚗 -- 🕺 -- 🍇 -- 🚕 -- 🐝 -- 📘 -- 🔋 -- 🏀
Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone,
Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you,
I went out this morning and I wrote down this song,
Just can't remember who to send it to...

Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain,
I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end,
I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend,
But I always thought that I'd see you again.
Thought I'd see you one more time again.
-- James Taylor,


👔 -- 🥒 -- 🏓 -- 📒 -- 🌸 -- 🎁 -- 🐳 -- 🚙 -- 🌂 -- 🌏 -- 🎍 -- 👳 -- 🥗 -- 👃 -- 🍖
theKamz 4 Sep, 2018 @ 1:13pm 
+rep mobile pubg pro
Harald Hardrada 27 Aug, 2018 @ 1:07am 
plays 1 good match with invo against bot .... sets his Steam Profile Picture to this ...
Natsu ^_^ 1 Jun, 2018 @ 6:46am 
???
Captain Teague 31 May, 2018 @ 8:12am 
+rep pro mid laner (sometimes he may fail , but GOD is here for the rescue)
Captain Teague 16 Feb, 2018 @ 10:04pm 
hahaha
Natsu ^_^ 16 Feb, 2018 @ 9:48pm 
ki esob bara xD
Captain Teague 16 Feb, 2018 @ 9:29pm 
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Captain Teague 13 Feb, 2018 @ 8:15pm 
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Captain Teague 20 Jan, 2018 @ 9:13am 
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Natsu ^_^ 17 Jan, 2018 @ 1:43am 
BORO ABAL APNI
Captain Teague 17 Jan, 2018 @ 12:37am 
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Harald Hardrada 20 Dec, 2017 @ 10:08pm 
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Captain Teague 9 Dec, 2017 @ 8:03pm 
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Captain Teague 21 Sep, 2017 @ 2:06pm 
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Big Chungus 3 Sep, 2017 @ 10:19am 
interested in pub crate
skaler729(Dont hack) 3 Sep, 2017 @ 2:14am 
:steamhappy:Good trader:steamhappy:
[yep]Thmyris 18 Aug, 2017 @ 6:57am 
You can find the dumpstering videos reuploaded on my channel. Youtube.com/thmyris
Captain Teague 5 Mar, 2017 @ 2:46am 
haaaaaa
Natsu ^_^ 4 Mar, 2017 @ 11:38pm 
pc naki ?? xDDDD
Captain Teague 4 Mar, 2017 @ 11:25pm 
+rep gd trader
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theKamz 18 May, 2016 @ 2:13pm 
+rep pro DOTA2 player :steamhappy:
theKamz 13 May, 2016 @ 10:47am 
+rep good friend :)
76561198179474571 27 Nov, 2015 @ 10:49pm 
+rep good trader
76561198183215239 7 Aug, 2015 @ 10:19am 
:)