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22 of 50 (44%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 12:54pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 12:21pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 3:19am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2015 @ 11:29am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 2:20am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 9:06am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2015 @ 12:47pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2019 @ 2:24am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2015 @ 6:03am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 9:06am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 11:34am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 7:29am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 4:34am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2015 @ 8:15am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 9:08am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2015 @ 9:55am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2015 @ 7:45am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 5:43am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2015 @ 4:35am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2015 @ 8:51am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2015 @ 2:05am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2015 @ 8:03am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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