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3 of 17 (18%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Wrong Button

Make the Earth explode for the first time
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:07pm

BADASS BOWLING 64

Pay homage to the greatest game ever created
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:24pm

Steam's Wall of Shame (c)

Obtaining this achievement is a worst disgrace than a VAC ban
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:11pm



Wrong Passcode

Notes are there for a reason: read better the instructions next time

Nausea

Spin the chair 12 times consecutively

Steam Rush

You should've not put water in there

Brown Atlantis

Fill the universe with shit-tasting water

Deutschland

Change the radio frequency to the Zeke's station and turn the volume to max

Nerd

Read all the notes inside the spaceship
7 / 15

Coffee Break

Make a sweet coffee and save your only daughter from her destiny

Late to Work

Prepare a sweetened coffee within 23 seconds

Doom Bringer

Mess with humanity until you discover all the bad endings
2 / 12

You did it!

Open the lockbox

Platinum Blend

Collect all the other achievements (Do you seriously have nothing better to do?)
+3

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