hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

what if 🤔 rosie had a built in 😇 emote where she rips her clothes off 😨 and gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ naked 😈

Thankful to have you as a crewmate… but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?

Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.

Hey, are you a vent? Because I’m the imposter and I’d love to come in you.

I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but I’d love to do you first.

Hey, call me the MedBay… because I’d love to scan your body.

Figuring out the imposter is hard…. but I’ve got something harder.

I’m jealous of your hat… Because it gets to be on you.

Hey are you busy later? Because I’d love to explore your lower engine.

Hey, you’re done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?

If you’re the imposter, I’d love to be the vent… That way you can come inside me whenever you want.

Damn, I wish you were a task… Because I’d have no problem doing you and over and over.

Hey did you just kill me? Because I’ve got a big bone sticking out now…

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a gf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best hentai couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Boruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average girl, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai girlfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.:luv:

check your bathroom for the skibidi.....................😉