Recent reviews by jackiebot

The ultimate dilemma: my Sim fell in love with a rich chick. Do I break them up now, or get her to move in, take all her money, and then drown her in the pool.


Also, I'm bummed that the Grim Reaper won't talk to me. No class on that guy.

Ghandi will always dig in your land, Caesar will always pretend to be your friend in the most painfully obvious ways before stabbing you in the back (lol, caesar never learns), and Dido is that b**tch what will pick on your friends and then taunt you about it.

I'm still holding out hope that one day we will be able to write our own messages to the other leaders so that I can tell Alexander to just go ahead and sit his $5 ass down before I make change.

Also, my hours on record is misleading. I leave it running so that I can stream into it when convenient.. I have a life. I do.

sometimes.

A fine paperwork simulator.

Everyone I know who has played this game loves for being a dark, well-executed moral dilemma of a game. Looking at it from that perspective, I can see why they would think it's awesome.

However, for those of us that make hyper-logical decisions in life, and have extremely loose concepts of morality, this game is just a paperwork simulator. I, personally, don't care if the sad refugee woman that has no passport wants to be with her husband on the other side.. if ♥♥♥♥♥ doesn't have her paperwork, ♥♥♥♥♥ steps aside.

That said, it's a mighty fine paperwork simulator. Increasing difficulty, more and more stress added to situations, faster paces with each day. All you need is someone over your shoulder all day asking if you got the memo. Why you'd want to play a paperwork simulator is your business. But if you're a high school kid with limited emotional range, wondering what the next 20 years of your life in a bleak data-entry job is going to be like, this game has you covered.