Oh boy, you really got a waifu? really??? you're out here loving a drawing like it's gonna cook you dinner and pay your bills?? 💀💀

congrats, my guy, you're the pinnacle of human evolution. a *2d picture* is now your emotional support? are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? like, what happened to real life, real connections, to, you know, actual living, breathing humans? 🧠💔 you know that anime girl you're in love with? yeah, she doesn't even exist outside of your dumbass screen. that "hug" you're giving her? it's just you spending hours browsing online because you're too much of a coward to talk to a girl in real life. 🙃💀

you really thought "omg she's the one for me!" when it's just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jpeg with a *voice filter*???? bruh, i can't. 🤡 you spend all your time defending a pixelated character like she's some kind of goddess while your real life is just a sad rollercoaster of not being able to handle basic conversations with real people.

penis breath

The single ones ignore me. The married ones try to talk to me. Like what the ♥♥♥♥. Y’all want a manly man that works his ass off and provides, yet you’re talking to other dudes about how your man is never home and doesn’t give you the amount of attention you expect. I’ll start going on dates when I’m in a relationship. ♥♥♥♥ this. Went on a date with a chick when I was recovering from a surgery and found out she had a boyfriend. Some dude hit me up because I was talking to his wife and asked if I was stupid. (I know who he was talking about and she told me she was single, divorced or separated, I can’t remember). I said apparently you’re the idiot because the chicks I try to talk to tell me they’re single. I don’t knowingly try to get to know married chicks. Like wtf.

Thanks for camping, dumbass
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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE HER OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love her and it breaks my heart when i see her play with someone else or anyone commenting in her profile i just want to be her boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to her profile and have a walltext of her commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but she just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove her but i care too much about her so please i'm begging her to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need her by my side but if she dont love me then i want her to leave because seeing her icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks. Haha, this ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man. We smokin' Runtz. Shorty got a BBL, took that ♥♥♥♥ out because she couldn't run. I had to do it to them, snipe! I went Judge Judy on that ♥♥♥♥♥, snipe! I'm not loyal to anybody. I'mma demon. I have no loyalty for anyone—never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me, haha! This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man. My money longer than James Cameron. On and off the court, straight fundamentals, no funny business. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man. Movin' like Dracula, we get it back in blood. You see it? I really did this. I'm really him. Flipped a whole brick into an empire. Stop playing with me. I have no sympathy. I live for this ♥♥♥♥. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man. I'm nice wit' it, haha! My money long. My pockets deep. No pocket watchin' in these parts. We straight gassin', cuttin', straight to the bricks. Chanel optics got me seein' ♥♥♥♥.

Grandmas Apple Pie
Ingredients
Pastry for a double-crust pie (9 inches)
6 to 7 cups thinly sliced peeled tart apples (about 2-1/2 pounds)
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 cup sugar
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
Dash ground nutmeg
2 tablespoons butter
2% milk

Line a 9-in. pie plate with bottom pastry; trim pastry even with edge of plate. Set aside.
In a large bowl, toss apples with lemon juice. Combine the sugar, flour, cinnamon and nutmeg. Arrange half of the apples in pastry shell; sprinkle with half of the sugar mixture. Repeat layers. Dot with butter.
Roll out remaining pastry to fit top of pie; place over filling. Trim, seal and flute edges. Cut slits in pastry. Brush with milk and sprinkle with additional sugar.
Cover edges loosely with foil. Bake at 425° for 20 minutes. Remove foil; bake 30-35 minutes longer or until crust is golden brown and filling is bubbly.

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now added nickname " MY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

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10/10 would zi jai bing chilling jai fur again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw&ab_channel=RHINO

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lead in the water supply the government is after me

6 Ways to Lie About Your Height
1. Round up to the nearest inch. I'm a shade over 5'9, therefore I can say with pride, "I'm 5'10."
Exception: People within 1½ inches of a foot can round up. Example, 5'10½ = 6 feet.
2. Athletes and celebrities get 3 free inches. They just do.
3. Get it on your drivers license. Most people behind the counter at the DMV won't question you, so go ahead and add a couple inches. Your license will provide quasi-proof about your height.
4. When lying about your height, wear platform shoes to avoid being called on it. This applies double if you are a famous actor dating Nicole Kidman.
5. Measure yourself in the morning. You might be ½ inch taller.
6. If you're old and shrinking, stick with your tallest height.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)

ew gay man

+REP Good guy :)

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+rep good trader , cool guy :)