I couldn't become a hero , so I reluctantly decided to get a job .

That's when I found myself in a phone - sex office on Hollywood Boulevard.

I thought, how ironic - a house of sin!

But instead of feeling dirty, I felt alive.

In fact, when I got home, I masturbated so hard my hands ached.

Two days later I showed up for my first day of work.

I was still horny from the afternoon's activity, and I started making phone calls.

I was put on hold.

One minute.
Two minutes.

Then a man picked up the phone and said, "Hello, Barry."

"Good.

I'd like to talk to you about a special deal on group sex.

How much?"

He didn't laugh or even smile.

He just went on, "What part of her are you interested in?

Is she cute?

Is she small?

What kind of penis size does she have?

I can arrange to have someone bring her to your apartment that night for a trial basis, if you want.

I'll also include a TEN - FOUR PACK of condoms."

After we hung up, I panicked.

I was in an adult toy shop looking at dildos, trying not to think about our conversation.

I tried to collect myself so I could at least buy some condoms.

But when I got back to the phone - sex office, that same man was there.

I looked at his face.

There was a hard - on under the suit.