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Przemysl, Poland 
🌋 * 🎍 * 🐝 * 🕺 * 🏀 * 🥒 * 🥞 * 🌏 * 👳 * 🌸 * 🎽 * 🔋 * ⛳ * 🍖 * 🌽 * 🍇
ㅤ* Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.
ㅤ* Isn’t it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.
ㅤ* A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
👃 * 🏓 * 🐛 * 📘 * 📕 * 🚙 * 🍧 * ⚡ * 🌳 * 💛 * 🚗 * 🐳 * 🥗 * 🚕 * 🐠 * 🐟
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!