🎄🌲🎅🤶🧑‍🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUTS🎄🌲🎅🧑‍🎄🤶🔔🔮JINGLE BALLS🪩🔔JINGLE BALLS🎱🔔 CUMMIES💦 ALL THE WAY🤪I hope 🤞 Santa CAME 👀💦 last night 🌝 and left you his BIG 😱 PACKAGE🎁📦 or you were NAUGHTY 😈😜 this year🗓️ It’ll be a WHITE ❄️☃️ CHRISTMAS 🎄 when you pa rum pa pum ♥♥♥ 🤤💦 my LITTLE 🤏 CUMMERBOY 🤭🥁🌨️ You can be 🕺DANCER💃 and 😍VIXEN🥰 and I’ll be ☄️♥♥♥-ET💦 with the 🎋mistle-HOE😜 If you’ve🫵 been a good 😇 little elf🧝 then FATHER 🎅 DICKMAS🍆 will MUNCH 😋 your COOKIES🍪🍪 and DRINK🥵 your CREAMY 💦EGG 🥚NOG 😫 Don’t forget 💭 to slide 🛝 UP ⬆️ and DOWN ⬇️ on Daddy’s 👨 North POLE 💈🥵😍 until you can SLURP😛 his HOT ♥♥♥♥-OLATE🍫☕️☕️

7/11 gasoline hits different

It's Black⚫ Friday you thrifty thots💳🤑 and it's time to open up those purses👜💸 and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🐱, drop a dime and drop⬇️ that phat ass🍑🍑 on some big juicy Black🍆 Friday deals📉💹 What better way to celebrate🎉🎊 than to go two🍆✌️🍆🕳️👉👌 for one🐔👩🐔 on some enormous savings😩💰🪙 and some enormous ♥♥♥♥😫😓. Doors aren't the only things busting💦💦 this Friday all deals are first ♥♥♥🌊 first serve💃💅 so this year be daddy👉👈 capitalism's good little CUMsumer and stimulate✊🍆 the economy💰📈 Jeff Bezos will blow his ♥♥♥ shot all over you🍑 and pay off your HOLE🕳️ Amazon cart🛒

🦃🦃😁HAPPY 👏 SPANKSGIVING👋🦃 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥❤️😍 I’m SO thankful 🥰😁 to have a FILTHY 😱 SLUT 😋 like you 🫵 in my life 🥰❤️ So whether 🤨 you’re a 👀 PROMISCUOUS🤤PILGRIM🧔‍♂️🎩⛵️ or 🤔 a NAUGHTY😈NATIVE👬🏃‍♂️‍➡️🌽 Get ready to SUCK😛 those TURKEY🦃 BREASTS🍈🍉 and LICK👅 those THIGHS🍗🍗 Flick 👌🧐 my green BEAN🫘🫛 and eat 😋 my SWEET😫 POTATO🥔🍠 ASSerole🍑🍑🥵Put your 🫵 MACARONI🍝 in my YAMS 🍠🍠 until it gets CHEESY💦🥵😫😫 Send ➡️ THIS to 🔟 HOES⛏️ your MOST THANKFUL ❤️❤️ for 🙌 Get 0️⃣ back and your EGGS🥚 won’t ❌🙂‍↔️ get DEVILED👹👹 Get 5️⃣ back and you MAY🧐🤨 get deFLOWERed 🌸😱😏 Get 🔟 back and that TURKEY🦃♥♥♥♥♥🐱IS GETTING STUFFED🥱🫨 WITH ♥♥♥-PKIN 🎃 PIE🥧🍰💦

2:00 am- Wake up

2.05am-Cold shower

2.15am-breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall

2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup.

2:45am-edging,4hrs (for disipline)

6:45am-cold shower

7:00am-begin sprint to work

8:00am-arrive at work

8:05am-get called into boss' office

8:06am-get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour"

8:10am-sprint back home

9:10am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal

9:10am-edging(as punishment)

3:00pm- bed time

This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kicked me from the family reunion skype call. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ chicken tikka lil ♥♥♥♥♥ boy.