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993 people found this review helpful
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40.2 hrs on record (39.9 hrs at review time)
I'm autistic, and many games can be challenging for me. Specifically games where you have to protect yourself, and enemies are often nearby. Dayz has completely changed gaming for me, because it's given me confidence in myself. I only play solo, but I'm able to complete things, survive, and feel pride through that. I'm so grateful for this game.
Posted 19 May, 2021.
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226 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
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1.1 hrs on record
I'm autistic, and many games can be challenging for me. Specifically games where you have to protect yourself, and enemies are often nearby. Skyrim has completely changed gaming for me, because it's given me confidence in myself. I only play on Novice, but I'm able to complete things, survive, and feel pride through that. I'm so grateful for this game.
Posted 2 May, 2021.
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86 people found this review helpful
33 people found this review funny
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3.5 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
This game should be called "Zen and the Art of Logistics"

This game is meditation, the thought-cleansing effect of driving a thousand kilometers along the highway cannot be understated. Occasionally poor AI choices behind the wheel may spike your blood pressure but overwhelmingly ETS2 is a relaxing thing to stick on after a rough day. And if that's not enough you can just drive into oncoming traffic in your indestructible death machine.
Posted 12 March, 2021.
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101 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
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443.4 hrs on record (230.0 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

I am 42.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 :hillary: :hillary: :hillary: :hillary: :hillary: :hillary: :hillary: minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.
After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted 10 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
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Posted 5 March, 2021.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
65.3 hrs on record (64.5 hrs at review time)
You'll die to spiders.
You'll die to hounds.
You'll die to shadows.
You'll die to giants.
You'll die to trees.
You'll die to bees.
You'll die to penguins.

That's only if you don't starve first.
Posted 28 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
323.0 hrs on record (183.0 hrs at review time)
bão
Posted 8 November, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
24.5 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
Realmente, esse jogo me surpreendeu, com certeza você vai se divertir muito jogando com seus amigos, recomendo sim!!!
Posted 23 January, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
4,749.8 hrs on record (301.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
adorei
Posted 4 July, 2014.
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