salt man
Craig David   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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Thog 7 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01am 
ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 💦😉 🧻Corona🤧 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 for us and you’ve just tested 😱positive🦠 for being 💋NAUGHTY😉 🙅‍♀️Social distancing is in effect🚫 and I want to spend my 🤷‍♂️quarenTEEN🔞 with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧴isopropyl-lubricant 💦 and ♥♥♥👅 over so I can administer👩‍⚕️ your treatment😉 and inject💉 you with the vaccine🍆 We’ll spend the 🗝lockdown🔒 flattening the curve📉 and FATTENING DEM’ 👏🏿 CURVES 🍑 Get ready for 14 days of 💯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemask😷 Send this ✉️ to covid-19 of your sloppiest 💦💦SYMPTOMATIC🤒 SLUTS🤫 If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat🦇 ♥♥♥♥♥ 👎 If you get 10 back, you’re a 😉horny💄healthy💪hoe😘 If you get all 19 back👏 your ass🍑 is the ANTIDOTE💊 and it’s in high demand 👬🏿
salty guzzler 10 Sep, 2022 @ 4:22am 
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Thog 10 Jun, 2020 @ 1:59pm 
2017 is 💦 the 👏 year 🎉 AAA gaming dies. 🎲 I 👁 am 👏 tired 😓 of 💦 paid 💧 mods. 👮 I 👁 am 👏 tired 😓 of 💦 loot 💯 boxes.💦 I'm 💘 damn 😤 tired 😓 of 💦 having 👬 them 💦 invade nearly 👣 every 👏 game 🎮 that's 😦 come 💦 out 💯 this 👈 holiday 🎃 ramp 📶 up. Battlefront tied leveling up 🔺 your 👏 character 😇 to 💦 a 👌 pay 💰 to 💦 win 😬 system, 🗺 Ubisoft adds it 💯 to 💦 Assassins Creed but 🍑 insists it's 🕛 not 🚫 pay 💰 to 💦 win 😬 guys! 👨 Bungie adds a 👌 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💩 micro transaction bloat store 🏪 that 😐 no 🙅 one 😤 asked 🙏 for. Publishers 👥 have 👏 confidence that 😐 we 👥 will 👏 all 💯 show 📺 up 🔺 as 🍑 anethsitized lemmings, lapping up 🔺 whatever 🙌 gruel they 👥 deign to 💦 throw 👐 us, 👨 chomping at 🍆 the 👏 castoff bones 💀 of 💦 once 🔂 beloved 💦 franchises.
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