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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠄⠂⠉⢀⣀⠀⠀⠉⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠤⠀⠒⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡻⠋⢱⠀⠀⠇
⠀⠀⡀⢀⠔⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠒⠁⢀⠞⠀
⢸⠁⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⠀⠀⢀⠴⠃⠀⠀
⠈⠑⠦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠂⠀⢀⠖⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢀⠤⠒⠈⠉⠉⠀⠒⠂⠠⠌⠢⣀⣰⠀⠀⠀⡊⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀
⠣⡀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⠝⣤⡀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠈⣧⠒⣢
⠀⠈⠒⠤⠬⣉⣀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢀⣙⠛⠾⡀⠉⠐⠒⠀⠐⠛⠂⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠑⠢⢌⣀⠉⠐⠚⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ribbit
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🖤 🖤 ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝔹𝕖𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝔻𝕒𝕪 🖤
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1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;
2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;
3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible for your partner to have an er3ti0n during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;
4) No, you can't have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-old's or older. Please, do not insist;
5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;
Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.
⡬⢎⠥⠟⠛⠉⠿⢿⣾⣿⣿⣷⡸⢿⣹⠷⣨⣾⣿⣻⢿⣿⣖⢹⡟⣞⣳⣞⡳⢭
⠣⣍⠸⣿⢷⣶⣄⡈⠹⣛⣿⣿⡷⣉⢷⡻⢼⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠹⣏⣷⢺⡽⢢
⢠⣼⣇⢻⡟⣾⣻⢿⣦⣜⣿⣿⣥⣾⣦⣝⣚⡿⣟⠿⠻⠘⠻⢿⣷⡘⢮⡻⣼⢣
⢸⣿⡷⠘⣿⢷⣻⣯⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣯⣁⣤⣤⣦⣤⣤⣄⣈⠙⢦⡙⢮⣻
⣿⣟⣿⢨⣬⣿⣷⡿⣿⣜⢯⣛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⢯⡿⣞⣯⣟⣿⣻⠏⡾⣹⢦⡑
⣿⣿⣻⣌⢿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣟⡮⢭⣻⣾⣿⣽⡿⣯⡿⣿⣽⡾⠝⣣⣵⡊⠀⢹⢶⡹
⣿⣿⡿⣿⣦⠹⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⠿⠿⡙⡙⣈⣡⣾⣿⣻⢋⡴⣛⢮⠓
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣟⣯⣿⣿⠛⣤⣶⣷⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⠝⡴⢋⠞⢉⣤⣿
⠘⠻⣿⣽⣟⢂⡳⣌⣛⡝⠻⠿⢿⠂⠾⣿⢿⣟⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿
Where we weep at 50/50 losses, you transcend. Where we crawl through the slums of F2P suffering, you soar upon us, your inventory a shrine to C6R5-rank luck. Your summon history is written but in golden stars. The devs whisper your name in reverence, their servers strengthened by your contributions, their roadmaps shaped by your whims.
Cado, O Great Cetacean of the Gacha Abyss, may you bless our pulls and your wallet forever bottomless. And should you ever find yourself with extra duplicates, may you spare a thought for us mere mortals, floundering in the depths of our single-digit summons.
With eternal admiration,
Your humble F2P follower