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it didnt fit, if u want it all, look on MY profile! MWAHAHAHHAAHHA
1. You look up at the clouds to find north.
2. You've fractured your knuckles trying to get wood.
3.you read #2 above and completely missed the double entendre.
4.You're distressed that everything can't be fit into neat 1-meter cubes.
5.You keep throwing bones at the neighbor's husky to get it to follow you.
6.You've almost been killed trying to ride a minecart on the train tracks.
7.You've been under investigation by BATF for repeated purchases of black powder and sand.
8.The hardware store has thrown you out because you repeatedly tried to demonstrate how to make a workbench with only four wooden planks.
9.You've stopped going to the supermarket, instead going out to hunt random pigs.
10.You built a coal-fired furnace and ruined pork chops in it.
11.Contractors keep quitting on you after they see your plans for renovation...which include building a mob grinder in the backyard.
12.You've been arrested by the rangers at Saguaro Nat