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Then you get cut down, sawed into paper. That sucks.
You overhear the delivery driver say he's delivering you to a LEGO factory. ♥♥♥♥ yes.
You get printed and gets put together with other paper dudes who were trees too, making up an instruction book. You lastly end up in an official LEGO box. That's so awesome, some fan will open up the box and read your print! And may even keep you as a sacred text for the many years to come!
Not long after, you're sold to a dude from a LEGO store. He takes you to his home, he opens the package... ignores the LEGO, takes you and your tree buddies to the toilet, where you're used to wipe his ass.
Turns out all he wanted was some LEGO spare parts and some toilet paper, as hoarders already claimed it all at Target.
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this is Hermans lawyer using his account to contact you, we are requesting that you remove the slanderous claims on his profile, this also goes out to don't starve Lord bacon as well so please let him know. If you do not remove the purgatory claims you have unrightfully plastered on Herman the friendly Germans profile he will sue you as he has files on files to fight back with BOI. Also, He will and this is a promise, force you to play 50 competitive CS:GO games with the man the myth the spazmoid, Gameater.
Thank you for reading this and I hope you make the right decision.
Kind regards,
Little T (Hermans lawyer)