This sea of tears is too salty for me

guys, when someone is salty it's evident. I'm evidently not. see how I am calm and never swear or anything?
really, not everybody gets salty at every little thing.

Wow tizius you're pretty salty man, can I borrow you for a bit I'm cooking some eggs tonight

all i hear is cry cry cry.

it took you 2 months and this is all you could come up with? lol
btw I invade a ton of people, I won't be upset for a few people alt+f4ing (surprisingly, there's more cheaters than alt+f4ers. at least, after pontiff).

Then if you become upset, I win.