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41 of 42 (98%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 3:31pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 1:35pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 2:13pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 10:40am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 1:12pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 11:16am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 1:13pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 1:16pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 2:29pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 11:46am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 1:28pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 3:00pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 3:27pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 1:35pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 2:09pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 2:29pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 3:10pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 3:46pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 2:46pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 12:47pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 4:23pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 3:56pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 4:06pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 12:49pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 2:19pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 2:54pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 3:19pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 4:19pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 4:24pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 11:31am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 2:00pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 1:53pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 3:59pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 1:13pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 3:52pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 2:42pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 2:33pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2020 @ 3:51pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 12:25pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 12:48pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2020 @ 3:55pm



Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.