Words cannot describe my distain for the developers of this game.


I thought it was all over... finished... no more.

Only one video can descibe my reaction to finding out that this game existed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eal4fep7pK4

If you feel the need for some form of review for the 'product' imagine the original Godus but further gutted and streamlined, they made what would normally be a mini game or part of a game the sole aspect of what you do, no more no less, any and all management on your part is simply replaced giving you an empty feeling on the inside.
You may ask why I only played 30 minutes of this game, good question may I say, I couldn't physically bring myself to carry on playing a game which got repetive this quickly, no strategy is prevalent a simple case of spam and win (maybe something occurs later that changes this but why should I do that when I can quite simply instead cut my fingers off, I will atleast obtain more enjoyment from that).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWhpk-8QLFQ

Never has a song be so true.

P.S. I'm not going to proof read this review to show you the exact experience you won't feel from this game, let me put it this way, to get on the same level of quality I would need to replace all letters with numbers, fill this with obsenities, add in 'memes' and then to top off the old display of Tom foolery write out words of warning with my recently cut out organs.


10/10 No longer fear the cold chalice of death anymore.



If you feel the real need to get a bit of gameplay...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cZUudKHAGA


Pros:
♦ Makes me appreciate being mortal
♦ Gives a good example of why Peter should retire
♦ Gives me a place to compile a large quantity of negative videos and comments which perfectly portray how I feel about this game.

Cons:
♦ Makes me regret having sight
♦ Someone deciding that keeping in the building times of the original was a good idea.
♦ Makes you realise that you are on the same planet as those who made this game, furthering the feeling of cold emptyness and how they apparently are proud of this.
♦ Shows that no one will leave sleeping dogs lye


Well damn I have in fact spent the same amount of time on this review than the game itself, I have enjoyed this more by about ten fold and don't want to gouge out any body part with a rusty spoon.