-rep non social weeb

Dear Professor Xaint,

My name is Pnad Pnad, I am a student in your class JRKM Ranked 204 at 10:69am, and was wondering if I can have an extension on the deadline to reach Gold Goonerz because I tore too much off recently and am in the ICR. I promise to give you proper payment aftewards ;). Thanks!!

Love
Pnad Pnad
P.S: I talked to ur black boyfriend and he was very cool, we are duoing later after I heal.

"Yo Xaint, you’re definitely Jewish—don’t try to deny it. I mean, the way you haggle over the smallest stuff? Classic move. Pretty sure you’ve been negotiating discounts since the age of five. And let’s not even talk about how much you love a good bagel. You’re practically a walking, talking stereotype, my dude. Next time we grab lunch, I’ll just pass you the deli platter, ’cause we both know it’s your destiny."

ENJOY BAN ♥♥♥

Me and him use to play wet willy all the time during our middle school except we would use our actual willies. Where did the days go?

+rep intense competitor