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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:54am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:07am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:53am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:41am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:30am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 11:49pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:58am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:50am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:08am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:49am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:02am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:05am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:23am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:38am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:55am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:02am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:53am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:09am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:51am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:29am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:11am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:48am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:28am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:44pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:37am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:21am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:26am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 2:24am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:58pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:24am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:45am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:09am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:24am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:50am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:36pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 2:24am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:26am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:55am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:03am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:15am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:02am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:20am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:57am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:09am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:38am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 4:02am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:33am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:22pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 9:05am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:18am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:45am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:02am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:36am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:36am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:17am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:17am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:36am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:45am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:31pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 3:30am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:29am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:37am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:21am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:38pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:05am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:52pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 7:09am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:03am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:22am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:45am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:13pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:16pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:29am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:16am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:30pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:45am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:45am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 5:42am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:03am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:45am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:45am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:18am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:03am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:36am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:17am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:19am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:48pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:24pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:16pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:43am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:44am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:49pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:50pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:51pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:19am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:19am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:32pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 9:51am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:43pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:18am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:22am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:05am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:50am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:05pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:41am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:59am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:51pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:49pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:49pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:50pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:10pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:19am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:28pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 3:23am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 4:29am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:33am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 1:22am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 10:39pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 9:18am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:33am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:38am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:16pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:20pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:08pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:49pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 9:01am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:08pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:08pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:24am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 7:34am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:49am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:00am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:59am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 6:37pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:19am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:26am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 7:31pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:36am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 12:51am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:11am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:46am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:39am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:49pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 2:15am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:49am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:16am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:57am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:20am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:23am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:37am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:13pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:51am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:13am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:53am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:06am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:28am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:59am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:17am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:15pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:07am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:59am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:49am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:43am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:19am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 10:17pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:54am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:03am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:14am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 9:48pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:03am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:27am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 9:06am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:04am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:28am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:48am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:58am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:44am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:16pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:00pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:46am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:42am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:49am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:16pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:04am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:41pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:04am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:23am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:19am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:59am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:59am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:00am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:00am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:56am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:08pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:58am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:59am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:03am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:04am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:50am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:28am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:22am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:43am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:48am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:56am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:02am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:41am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 12:24am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:17am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:20am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:51pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:47am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:25pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:26am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:39am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:54am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:53am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:23am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:39pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 5:38am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 10:51pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:03am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:52am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 4:26am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:45am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:13am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:00am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:44pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:50am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 7:22am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:49am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:35am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:07pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:42pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:23pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:04am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:06am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:38pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:16pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:28pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:28am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:49am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:42pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 8:08pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:22am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:22am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:23am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:15am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:33am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:54pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:11pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:10pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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